Welcome to The Unorthodox Haggadah tchotchke Shop! More fun than Herod's Marketplace! Buy now before Jesus gets resurrected and ruins all the fun!

Unorthodox Giftwrap
$20.00

Your very own unorthodox wrapping paper featuring Biggie and Tupac Angels, Morrissey holding a lamb, and Morgan Freeman as God. The paper will be matte and on a roll. 

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Bingo Cards
$10.00

Who says pestilence can't be fun? Get those bingo wins a flapping with this wonderful addition to your seder. It comes in the book, but this way you can hide one wih the Afikomen. Each set comes with 5 cards. 

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T-Shirt
$25.00

There will be t-shirts. But we're still working on them.

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